when it’s a harry potter weekend on abc family…
when most girls flirt with guys…
they’re all like…
and then i’m just like…
when i’m in class and my professor says only one person got an A on the test…
and i’m all like…
then he calls out the Asian…
when girls try to start drama…
and they’re all like…
but i’m just like…
when my parents put money into my bank account…
two days later…
when i get the test and realize everything i studied was irrelevant…
when a guy tells me he’s majoring in engineering…
when i’m trying to make it downtown in time for drink specials…
